May 2013
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ianthe:
schmergo:
ianthe:
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an...
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seyiku:
thedolorosa:
oh
I’m sorry I jsut
boobs
ohboyafangirl:
NEW HEADCANON:
SAYAKA AND KYOUKO AND HOMURA AND MADOKA HAVE A JOINT WEDDING
THE TWO PAIRS GET MARRIED IN ONE CEREMONY
THIS MUST HAPPEN
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This is a sequel to your "The girl with the Madoka...
lydiallama:
kenzis:
so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’ kev got the d
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
theanti90smovement:
yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
thetowndrugdealer:
she turns on tv and guess who she sees? skater boy being arrested for drug possession
Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the...
gallifreyan-pizza:
X-Men
Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
Batman
Star Trek
Star Wars
And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we...
lalalafrickyou:
bloody-nips:
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
chuckle-w0rthy:
tunacaptor:
So why is no one freaking out over yahoo buying tumblr?
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
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lickitungrapunxel:
noddin my head like yeah
movin my hips like yeah
themanticore42:
sherlockintheshire:
people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”
no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
you forgot fanfic
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
me: and if that fails, my back up is my shitty personality
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chatotai:
i wrote 11037 on my hand today and someone looked at it wrong and asked me who leon was naegi you have no excuse
88th:
is there proof of anyone winning a tumblr giveaway ever
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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